Study log 9244

Blog is just like an electronic diary which you can access and ammend it by using Internet. However it has many other functions besides as a diary. Political leaders will use it to spread their propaganda and attract more followers. Students will take it as a stage for them to pour out all their frustration and anger towards their teachers and schoolmates. On the other hand, housewives may use it to share their secret recipe and talk about how desperate being housewives in their own house. While for me, blog does not has a particular purpose. I write what I like and there's no fixed frame or format for it. In this post I would like to share some tips to make your blog SUCKs!!

First of all, fixed a format or a style for you to write your blog. For example, you can placed yourself within a range set by your lecturers and follow every sequence he had arranged. (sounds so farmiliar.....XD) Just make it as rigid as possible and use every formal words with high auxiliary. (did I use it correctly?....)

Secondly, set the frequency for you to write your blog. You can set a time period, for example a week or every 5 days, you have to come out with a post. You must force yourself to produce one even though there's nothing to write about, except crap.

Thirdly, always write something that others hardly understand. You can search for numerous chemical equations or physics formulae and post it from time to time. I'm sure your blog will be the favourite of the professionals. (as if.....)

Besides that, a blog can't survive without advertisements. In order to cover the emptyness of your blog, you must fill every corner of your blog with endless list of advertisements. They can range from advertisements on shops, restaurants, online dating, online chatting, e-shops, e-tourism, education, gaypub, lessbian society, even undergarments..... etc. In short, just filled your page with advertisements and make every visitors drowned in sea of sophisticated advertisements. Hope that their eyes will pop out very soon...hehe!

Next, make the font size as small as possible. Always publish your post using the smallest font size in order to increase the severity of your readers' short-sightedness. Make the all the lines cramp together and make their eyes tangle up.

Last but not least, make your blog looked and read like a diary. This is the most deadliest way of killing your readers. Within a minute, you will be able to make your readers doze off with their saliva pouring out like river on the keyboard. Then, it will cause a short circuit and the PC will be bust off!! "BOOM!!!..." (hyperbole)

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That's all, hope that you will be able to make your post as boring as possible. What a lousy study log.....haizx.....